Mary Helen Sheriff

Mary and I met online and I’ve learned a lot about her. Her book sounds interesting and I can’t wait to read it.

Author Bio

Mary Helen Sheriff is the author of the award-winning coming-of-age novel Boop and Eve’s Road Trip.  She spent fourteen years in classrooms  teaching elementary school, middle school, college, and professionals. During that time, she also had the pleasure of 

dabbling in writing for children, teenagers, and adults in a variety of forms including fiction, poetry, blogs, and nonfiction. She spent several summers immersed in an MFA program in children’s literature at Hollins University. Currently, she lives and writes in Richmond, Virginia, with her two kids, two cats, and husband. 

Tell us about yourself.

I loved my job as a teacher for many years, but all along I nursed the dream of becoming a published novelist.  A year ago, I resigned from teaching to dedicate myself full-time to this dream. I’m so excited to have my first novel finally out!  

When did you know you wanted to be an author?

Even as a kid I played with creative writing. Serious aspirations came along 21 years ago when I was in graduate school for teaching. In my Teaching Middle School Social Studies class, the professor suggested a geography project for our students and asked us to complete the project so we’d have a sample to show our students when we assigned it.  Somehow my sample became a novella.  The professor loved it and suggested I get it published and a dream was born.  Twenty one years…it’s been a long road.

What genres do you like to read?  Are these the same genres you write in?

I read a little of everything, except westerns, comic books, and graphic novels. 

Boop and Eve’s Road Trip is women’s fiction.  I’ve written three other unpublished novels that are middle grade and YA.  I have an interest in writing science fiction, fantasy, and historical fiction, so you may see those in the future.

Is your book for adults, young adults or children?

Boop and Eve’s Road Trip is for adults.

What is your current release or project? 

Boop and Eve’s Road Trip

Tell us about the key characters.

Eighty year old Boop lives alone in a condo near her granddaughter Eve’s college in Florida. Boop’s southern charm and quirky sense of humor hide that she’s lonely. She wishes her relationship with her daughter was better and feels responsible for her daughter’s dysfunctional parenting of Eve. Boop doesn’t allow herself to think of it often, but she still has unresolved feeling of guilt and shame around a secret she’s kept for decades. 

Eve has always been shy and a loner. Her mother dominates her life and for the most part Eve goes along with her mother’s plans. When Eve goes away to college, she’s on her own for the first time and has little experience or resilience to deal with even the small issues that arise. As the school year goes on she spirals into a depression.

What is your blurb or synopsis of the book?

Eve Prince is done with college, with her mom, with guys, and with her dream of fashion design. But when her best friend goes MIA, Eve must gather the broken threads of her life to search for her. 

Desperate to visit her sister, Boop, a retiree dripping with Southern charm, hijacks her granddaughter Eve’s road trip. 

Along the way, Boop hopes to alleviate Eve’s growing depression—which, she knows from experience, will require more than flirting lessons 

and a Garlic Festival makeover. Nevertheless, she is frustrated when her feeble efforts yield the same failures that the sulfur-laced sip from the Fountain of Youth wrought on her age. 

The one thing that might help is a secret that’s haunted Boop for sixty years. But in revealing it, Boop would risk losing her family and her own hard-won happiness. 

Their journey through the heart of Dixie is an unforgettable love story between a grandmother and her granddaughter. 

Share an excerpt

“Then the telephone rang. It was only seven in the morning. No one rang with good news at that time of day. 

Boop dodged around towers of boxes to answer the phone. She was worried the call had something to do with Eve. Girl hadn’t seemed at all right yesterday. 

“Hello?” 

“Betty . . . how are you?” Only one person called her Betty. Boop’s good day was shot to hell in a handbasket. 

“In the feather, Vicky. In the feather.” Boop’s sister fancied herself a lady and insisted that she be addressed as Victoria by her intimates and Mrs. Victoria to the rest of the world. Boop was of the opinion that her sister was too big for her crisp linen britches and reminded her of this by persistently calling her Vicky. 

“Mmhmm . . . yes,” Vicky said. 

Boop could practically hear her biting her tongue. Was she a terrible person for wishing she’d draw blood? 

Vicky continued, “I haven’t seen you and your sweet granddaughter in a month of Sundays. I’d hoped that Eve might drive you up to Savannah to visit me occasionally.” 

“Those college kids are busier than mustard trying to ketchup.” 

“I suppose. However, the semester is ending, and my guest bedrooms are aching for some company. Might y’all come for a spell soon?” Boop took a deep breath, attempting to inhale calm but really just inhaling the aroma of her coffee. She massaged the handle of her red coffee cup.
“I don’t reckon so. Thank you kindly.” The grits were getting 

cold, so Boop took a bite, making sure to smack her lips. Listening to her eat was sure to drive Vicky batty, but that was just a bonus. Boop was hungry, or at least that was what she told herself. 

“Now then, what’s more important than family?” 

“Really, Vicky—” Boop felt a headache coming on, so she yanked the plastic rollers from her hair, hoping to relieve the pressure a bit. Only their absence didn’t do anything to quell Vicky’s nagging voice. Her dulcet tone was like an electric drill grinding in Boop’s ear. 

“Really, nothing. We aren’t getting any younger,” Vicky said. 

Boop glared at her knobby hands with their protruding blue veins, liver spots, and wrinkles. Oh, the wrinkles! Boop sometimes imagined she even smelled of decay, or maybe it wasn’t her imagination. She wasn’t sure she wanted to know. “Maybe you ain’t, but I’m right spritely.” Spritely like swamp mud. 

“Mmhmm. I’m not sure your shoulder would agree.”
“Aw, now.” Boop stuck her tongue out at the phone.

Do you have a favorite scene?

I have a favorite moment.  It’s toward the end of the book. I’ll have to be a bit vague to avoid spoilers. Eve’s father sends her a gift that’s loaded an unspoken message.  I’m a sucker for grand gestures.  They always make me cry.

What advice would you give a beginner?

Connect with the writing community. By their very nature, writers tend to be smart and generous.  No matter the stage of your journey, the support of other writers will be invaluable.  It can be especially helpful to connect with writers in the same genre.

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Boop and Eve’s Road Trip

Eve Prince is done with college, with her mom, with guys, and with her dream of fashion design. But when her best friend goes MIA, Eve must gather the broken threads of her life to search for her. 
 
Desperate to visit her sister, Boop, a retiree dripping with Southern charm, hijacks her granddaughter Eve’s road trip. 

Along the way, Boop hopes to alleviate Eve’s growing depression—which, she knows from experience, will require more than flirting lessons 

and a Garlic Festival makeover. Nevertheless, she is frustrated when her feeble efforts yield the same failures that the sulfur-laced sip from the Fountain of Youth wrought on her age. 

The one thing that might help is a secret that’s haunted Boop for sixty years. But in revealing it, Boop would risk losing her family and her own hard-won happiness. 

Their journey through the heart of Dixie is an unforgettable love story between a grandmother and her granddaughter. 

Bio

Mary Helen Sheriff spent fourteen years in classrooms teaching elementary school, middle school, college, and professionals. During that time, she also had the pleasure of dabbling in writing for children, teenagers, and adults in a variety of forms including fiction, poetry, blogs, and nonfiction. She spent several summers immersed in an MFA program in children’s literature at Hollins University. Currently, she lives and writes in Richmond, Virginia, with her two kids, two cats, and husband. Get a free guide to gifting books by signing up for her newsletter at https://maryhelensheriff.com/literary-care-package/

Excerpt 

Eve served her prison sentence in Biology 102, grateful that at least Tim had agreed to be her lab partner again. The reek of formaldehyde was so foul Eve had worn a mask to the previous dissections. This morning, though, she’d put on makeup (for once), which would have been made pointless if a mask covered half of her face, especially given the super attractive science goggles already covering the other half. Safety goggles were a ridiculous lab requirement. Were they afraid the pigs would come to life and gouge her eyes out? Yet another example of adults and their misguided overprotection. 

Everyone said she’d get used to the smell after a few minutes, but Eve had yet to move past the nauseous stage. 

Tim rolled his eyes toward the corner where several girls in form-fitting shirts with plunging necklines were squealing and prancing around like piglets themselves. 

But when Eve examined the real pig strapped to the tray in front of her, thoughts of silly girls and dancing piglets vanished completely. The pig was small. Fetal. Its skin a paler and tanner version of pink than the one she’d used in her childhood coloring books. Funny, how we simplify everything as children, even colors. Eve would’ve given a great deal to be able to color her world with a box of sixteen crayons again (though perhaps not her designs). 

Tim’s gloved hand sliced from the throat to the umbilicus. 

Eve locked her gaze safely on the lab book. Her hands shook. Partly because, well, blood and guts, and partly because today was the day. The day everything would change. The day Eve would take control of her life and ask a boy out. Ask Tim out. In spite of her mom; in spite of her own terror. She couldn’t wait to report back to Ally. They hadn’t talked in two weeks—practically forever. Wouldn’t she be shocked? And proud? 

Tim exclaimed over the pig’s scrotum. 

Eve followed his pointing finger and instantly regretted the tater tots, Lucky Charms, and Devil’s Mess she’d had for breakfast. 

Tim folded back the skin and muscle to reveal its gummy internal organs—the stomach, the intestines, the liver. . . . 

Eve swallowed down the stomach acid leaking into her mouth. She needed to stop watching but couldn’t seem to help herself. The combination of “peer-through-fingers-while-watching-horror-movie” syndrome and Tim—with his cute chin dimple and streak of bleached hair on his otherwise dark head—was irresistible. 

Did Tim find her irresistible? When she asked if he wanted to grab a coffee with her after class, would he jump at the chance? Maybe he’d been trying to find the nerve to ask her out. Just last week he’d mentioned being interested in someone, and he’d said it with heavy significance—as if the “someone” was actually her. Then, yesterday, he’d referred to her as a “babe.” Not Eve’s favorite word but, coming from Tim, she’d take it. So today was the day. 

Tim held up the pig to drain its bodily fluids. 

Eve’s stomach rumbled. 

Now. She’d do it now. She crossed her gloved fingers. And opened her mouth. 

He turned on the faucet to rinse out the body cavity, and that’s when it happened. That’s when he sprang it on her. 

“So . . . I’ve got something I want to talk to you about.” 

Eve blushed. Was he going to do it? Then she’d be off the hook. 

A wave of relief washed over her, but Eve was surprised to note a twinge of disappointment too—now she’d never know if she could’ve screwed up the courage. Whatever—was she crazy? Tim was about to ask her out, and she was worried about tests of courage? 

“I’ve been wanting to talk to you for a long time, but I couldn’t find the guts.” He held up the dead pig when he said “guts” and wiggled his eyebrows at his cleverness. 

Eve gave him an encouraging smile. Her heart raced, preparing for one of those moments. 

“I’m pleased to announce,” he drummed his stained gloved fingers on the lab table’s edge, “that Carrie and I are a couple.” 

“Wait. What?” 

“I know right? Crazy. She wanted to be the one to tell you, but we flipped for it, and I won. Isn’t it awesome?” 

How could Carrie do this to her? They were friends. Roommates. But then Carrie didn’t know about Eve’s crush, did she? Damn! Why hadn’t Eve confided in her? 

The smile on Eve’s face froze in place like a clown’s. “Awesome. Right.” She blinked, glad now for the goggles. Sweat broke out on her forehead. They were wrong—she wasn’t getting used to the smell. 

Tim offered Eve the scissors. Without giving it any thought, she took them, and snipped. The bone crunched. Eve ran to the trashcan and said hello to her breakfast for the second time that day. 

“Oh, gross!” the girl nearest Eve said. 

Eve could feel the eyes of the whole lab drilling into her hunched back. 

Tim’s voice came from behind. “You okay? Why didn’t you say something?”